Granny Gunshots Takes a Stand

Granny GunShots: The President has used this 'War' label to consolidate power. The terror thing is a serious on going struggle: not a war. Already, troops are not the main forces to combat terror groups. The intelligent community does that and has done it for years. Even if you get attacked by a terror group. War is not a truthful label. Pure power grabbing, brain washing propaganda. Shame on you Gorgy. Undercover is undercover. Acknowledge how this thing works, quit spending billions of dollars chasing shadows in Iraq and, disgracefully, calling that a war on terror. The phrase doesn't even make sense. Congress needs to redefine this situation. Look, it takes a hundred bucks to build an EID, and several million dollars worth of equipment to run over one and survive. The plan to bankrupct the US seems to be working pretty damn good to me. The Dummies are among us. I love our troops. Y'all have done a great job, mission is accomplished, come on home, heroes.

Granny Gunshots 2008 Presidential Bid

Hello, my name is Granny Gunshots and I'm running for president of the United States of America in 2008, under my party, 'Spirit of 1776.' I will be building my platform over the next few weeks. Here are some Granny Gunshot samplers.

*Restore habeus corpus, show the evidence, and get me a damn attorney. I haven't lived in this country eighty-five years to start putting up with this kind of foolishness.
*Chill out. How disgraceful, trying to call torture by any other name. Torture is torture. You big dumb ass. The entire world agrees on this one. Minds much bigger than your little pea brain defined this when you were in diapers.
Oh my, Granny Gunshots is getting agitated, but I will continue with one more plank in my platform for now.
*Stop waiting to get out your dirty little pen until Congress (Mommy and Daddy) are out of town. You're acting like a school boy, snealing off to masturbate. Now I've raised several boys, and grandchildren; I can tell you; you are still a boy. For crying out loud, grow up and act like you can talk to people. Shame on Gorgey, look what he did.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've had enough for now. Anyway, I'm finishing up my Terimisu recipe for the bridge club tonight. As some of you know, this very same recipe sent by email brought the FBI, CIA, Homeland Security(one of the Deciders gang), and NSA (The great Deciders ears ) as if they didn't stick out far enough already, all over to my house one peaceful Saint Patricks Day afternoon.

I will set up a campaign headquarters, where I will be accepting donations to keep myself, Granny Gunshots, in the public eye during this most critical of presidential campaigns, and elections. I will send my contributors the Granny Gunshots chapter from the novella Green Gem. I got a part in it due to the Saint Patrick's day fiasco I mentioned. Details letter my precious Granny Gunshotters.

My Platform will not go willy nilly all over the White House lawn, (over there in the shadows of the trees isn't that Chinney). My platform will stand plank by plank so the rest of you can stand up here with me. oh one more thing, my campaign will reference 'End of America' by Naomi Wolf, published by Chelsea Green 2007. For this part of my platform I agree with her and the American Freedom Campaign page 175. I said it, it is.
Bless your Hearts, Granny Gunshots